Let’s get Jermaine Jackson for a moment. Fountain pens are usually overpriced, overstyled and you lose them faster than your virginity. We thought so too until we discovered Kaweco, a terribly tasteful Teutonic team who created just for us The Fountains of Everything in incredibly black and intolerant white. These medium nibbed beauties are so small they’ll fit up your butt and you won’t even notice. They’re the result of thirty years’ research, so please, don’t moan about the price, buy one, use it, fall in love.